Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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