she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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