turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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