My first STD was from a foam party
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Drunk is not a location!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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