I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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