More tranny stories later!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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