Me. At least after what I've been through.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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