sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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