He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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