we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I bet he comes in French.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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