Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize
