We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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