It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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