No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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