After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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