i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Randomize
