Pappa wants mamma naked
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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