i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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