there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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