so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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