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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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