I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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