Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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