Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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