I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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