Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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