He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
