at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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