Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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