Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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