Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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