Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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