Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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