Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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