Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Your cock deserves a montage
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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