All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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