so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize