It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Randomize
