yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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