Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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