Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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