I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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