okay pat passed out under dana's car
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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