your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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