Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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