Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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