I smell stomach acid.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
