I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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