Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fuck appropriateness.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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