I hate your face
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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