I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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