did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
oh god the rape fog is back!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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